| Der Resistance Achtung! You are 15% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 47% blindly patriotic |
| Welcome to the Resistance (Der Widerstand)! You believe in freedom, justice, equality, and your country, and you can't be converted to the the dark side.
Breakdown: Your Blind Patriotism levels are borderline unhealthy, but you show such a love of people from everywhere and a natural resistance to brainwashing, you would probably focus your energy to fight Fuehrer with furor, so to speak. Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would have taken up ARMS against the oppressors. Or even your friends' oppressors. Congratulations! Less than 5% of all test takers earn a spot in Der Resistance! |
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| Link: The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test written by jason_bateman on OkCupid Free Online Dating |

July 25 2005, 00:15:19 UTC 6 years ago
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values
and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind
Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is
that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism.
Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took
this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the
doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the
beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was
brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible
you could be one of them, depending on your age.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
July 25 2005, 09:34:16 UTC 6 years ago
That's what I scored as, too.
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is
that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism.
Maybe politics don't interest you enough.
That's bunk; I would have fought like hell.
July 26 2005, 00:24:23 UTC 6 years ago
i would have too...even if it meant fighting from outside the country.
i'm proud of being prussian...but pride doesn't obscure the shortfalls of a government.
i wish more people would see that patriotism does not equal blindness.
(not saying you do, of course...)
July 25 2005, 00:54:25 UTC 6 years ago
Achtung! You are 7% brainwashworthy, 13% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic
One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.
Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.
Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.
July 25 2005, 00:57:52 UTC 6 years ago
July 25 2005, 01:07:23 UTC 6 years ago
15% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
July 25 2005, 06:04:46 UTC 6 years ago
Just goes to show you, these tests are not too accurate
The ExpatriateAchtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 27% antitolerant, and 38% blindly patriotic
July 25 2005, 16:46:44 UTC 6 years ago
seems to be a lot of us..lol
August 4 2005, 06:10:05 UTC 6 years ago